Well you could eat a swan, but unless it was already dead when you found it you'd be in trouble.
New activity for Dawlish 2019. Community bbq on the lawn Bring your own Herrring Gull plus bottle of English vino (whilst stocks last!) PS Anyone know what swan tastes like....
Excuse me, but I fought tooth and nail to get my blue passport back, so I’m going savour every morsel of my barbecued seagull. Hopefully I’ve adequate stockpiles of them to keep me going.
Nobody will force you to eat anything you don't want to eat. It's that simple.
And we’ve also got all that delicious chlorinated chicken heading our way from the good ol’ U S of A!
If Brexit wasn't enough to cope with in terms of our food supply we have on top of that a potential shortage of home grown goods this year due to 1) the unseasonable snow back in March (killed off a load of new born lambs) and 2) this continuing drought which is causing crops to fail. However. All is not lost. Apparently due to the mediterranean climate this summer the grapes have ...
Official notice giving dates, times and locations of the working group's consultations also on page 61 of this week's Dawlish post.
Wow, you really are offended aren’t you?! Ruddy hell! I mean, literally, ruddy hell... Hopefully that Gammon Rights Act won’t be repealed when we leave the EU!
A word that can only be used to describe white people in a derogatory way isn't racist?
Hahahaha! Poor old Burneside is offended by the word “gammon”! Does that make you a, wait for it, “snowflake”? Gammon isn’t a race, it’s a lifestyle choice driven by warm ale... I guess you’ll also be stockpiling adequate supplies of cans of Bitter.