Joey Deacon's Posts

i think chicken shed is a right prat

Good luck with this - a cause well worth supporting.

Is that a wing mirror or a rear view mirror? You don't like answering questions do you?

GO. TO. BED. Come on pal, I'm feeling sorry for you now - sleep off your drunken stupor. You sound like a 15-year-old. Oh.

Nice double bluff by Roy.

For what it's worth, I agree with everything you have written there 'Kirsty'. Your questions are spot-on and deserve to be answered in a mature and reasoned way. Good luck.

The "Save Penzance Action Group"? Is that for real????!!!!!! LOLOLOL 11 houses or 1 youth centre? I know in which town I'd rather be living. Thanks for sharing the info Roy, it makes one grateful to be a resident of Dawlish. Cheers. Are you going to form a protest group in Dawlish, Roy? Be careful with the acronyms though. I know that walking the walking would involve you leaving the keyboard and ...

Google is your friend. In no particular order: http://www.findaproperty.com/areadetails.aspx?edid=00&salerent=1&areaid=1639 www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-rent/devon/dawlish.html http://www.primelocation.com/uk-property-to-rent/browse/all/uk/england/devon/dawlish/ http://www.nestoria.co.uk/dawlish/property/rent http://www.homesandproperty.co.uk/rent/south-west-england/devon/dawlish/homes.html

All the best for whatever the future holds Ian. I've never had the pleasure of meeting you, but you sound like a good man and father. Good luck also to the new owners.

Wrong person again, you muppet. It can't be me, after all I'm too busy with: a) the carnival b) selling houses c) pouring pints d) mayoral duties e) performing weddings, funerals and christenings f) running a computer/cycling business (your latest stab in the dark) g) ripping the piss out of repetitive, copy+paste fixated, delusional, drunkard morons. Delete whichever are not applicable.

Close, but not quite accurate. Yet again. The bagpipers actually played 'Scotland the Brave' when the Malawi team entered the stadium. Perhaps you should do us all a favour and emigrate to Malawi, seeing as you hate it here so much. Anyways... According to the official press release, the British team's "comfortable and fashionable yet classic" outfit is finished with "traditional British canvas ...

Pal, you've shit your pants haven't you? That's why you are harking on about lawyers. Remember that it is YOU who has tonight named two individuals (neither of whom I have met or want to meet) and stated that they take 40% off charitable donations. You are SO in the shit. Being Anon is irrelevant. Your IP address is recorded every time you post on the internet, and that can be obtained from ...

Like 99.99% of the population of our great country, I don't have or need an agenda. And I certainly don't feel as if I'm missing out by not having one. Not if having an agenda makes one as bitter, twisted and myopic as certain people we could mention, "B. Green". However, given evidence I will always examine that evidence and if it proves conclusive will do whatever is within my limited powers to ...

Hmm, when one actually reads more about these houses in Penzance that the SPAG's are protesting about, the more you realise the heartlessness of certain people. All residents of these houses are drug-free and dry! It looks like the people responsible for running these homes are giving the disadvantaged a chance in life. More power to their elbow, I say. So why would anyone begrudge people less ...

Hi Chicken Shed, long time no see. So. Are you replying to yourself? Or am I replying to myself? This is so confusing! LOL

You're protesting to much Chicken Shed. Come on mate, admit it! We are the same person!

That's a great idea. Use asterisks instead of his name! BRILLIANT! Poor old *** is so transparent with his replies to himself on his bitter threads!

OK it's time to come clean. I admit it. OK, I admit it. I'm really a spook sent down to the West country by agents of her majesties services to try to hide from the thousands of viewers of this website the fact that the Government is secretly trying to poison your children. ON PURPOSE! There I've said it. It's off my chest now, and I feel so much better for it. May god forgive me.

Only for those who know how to perform the funny handshake though! There's been plenty of speculation on here today about which one of the committee w/we am/are. Which one do you think I/we am/are (delete whichever one is not applicable, unless you are delusional).

That was a quick meal! Are you on a liquid diet perchance? Now that you're suitably refreshed, do you fancy answering the question now? I'm sure that the thousands of people that you claim view this forum are all on the edge of their seats waiting for you to tell me what you mean by "my kind"?

Congrats on learning how to do copy and paste today, did you get a gold star from your carer? Bless, I hope so. Jesus, ***, you are SO boring. Do you suffer from autism or OCD? Your need to constantly repeat yourself seems to suggest that you are ill. This week's bone that you won't let go of is obviously beaches. God, another 6 days to go of the same drivel. I dread to think what it's going to be ...

Oh, here comes another Anon. Hi Anon!! You're like number 37 buses... Some of us have work to do, don't you know? You know, out in the real world. Close but no ceegar... However, I'm dead pleased that someone has pointed out the difference between a meatball and a faggot. That might come in useful at the pub quiz... DOH!

Oh come along ***, you can do better than that. A man of your wit and intelligence. 2/10 - must try harder.

Oh dear Roy, you really are bonkers. It would be really laughable if it wasn't so sad. I pity you, I really do. I know that you're only posting such inanities to get the rise out of me, but you know where you can stick your bait. Racist? Bigotted? You, my friend, are delusion if you think merely writing such words means that they are true. Yet again Roy, you have spoilt another perfectly good ...

Well the weekend is upon us, and for those of us that are in work we can look forward to kicking back and enjoying a couple of days off. The weather forecast is reasonable, so whatever you're doing - have fun!

I find that the use of the word "Dullard" by so many different people (yeah, right!) to be very, um, interesting. Once again, another thread has been hijacked by Roy. Yet again Roy ruins a positive thread about Dawlish. Why? Because he hates Dawlish. Whereabouts in Teignmouth do you live Roy?

Roy, Roy, Roy. You've given me as many different jobs, as you have yourself on here (under your various anonymous but transparent guises)!!! A couple of days ago I was an estate agent, now I'm a pub landlord! On Tuesday, no doubt I'll be a skip hire company owner, or whatever delusion you next dream up in your quest to spread your hatred of Dawlish. I wonder whereabouts in Teignmouth it is that ...

And this is what that link has to say: Acceptable Forum Use: You agree, through your use of the forum, that you will not post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. Top tip of the day: Defamation laws most definitely ...

Someone else to have a petty, vindicative and potentially libellous grudge against eh Roy? Whinge, whinge, whinge. CHANELLE is right, you and your transparent alter-ego's are like a broken record. You moan on here, yet you do sweet fanny adams about it IN THE REAL WORLD. Seeing as your life is so obviously devoid of happiness, please let me recommend a clinic in Switzerland that will assist you.

Dear Anon. Or is it "Anon"??! It's so hard to tell!! Thank you for your insults. I'm sure that your mummy is very proud of you. As for me, I'm very proud of Dawlish and will promote it from the rooftops. I don't understand why people like yourself are so miserable all the time. It's such a shame. Still, everyone else is going to enjoy the wonderful Carnival! I can't wait to show off our fantastic ...

Hi Viaduct. I assume you mean the public footpath outside the Dawlish Grill? I think that the reason for having to apply for planning permission would be something to do with the law. I may be wrong there however... So, I suggest you ask someone who knows and who cares. As I have written on here before, the refurbishment of Baileys is excellent! Hopefully the standards of cleanliness will match ...

Hi Roy, you've obviously mistakenly overlooked my question, so I'll repeat it for you pal. Whereabouts in Dawlish would you build a Fish Quay?

Hi Viaduct, Do you want Dawlish Town FC to do well this coming season? I assume that you will wish them well. Regards, Joey.

If only I was as handsome as he is! Does this count as taking to ones self? ;-) PS I'm not Chicken Shed either, not that the nutter (whose messages I'm no longer replying to) will believe me.

Let's hope for another cracking weekend of great weather so that it draws the crowds into Dawlish and the Warren. Plenty have posted about their plans for the weekend - I only hope is that the weather's as fantastic as last weekend. After all, people are always much happier when the sun comes out. :)

Hi Empowerer. Is that no.com or no.co.uk ? I can't wait to see the Dawlish Town Council website! This is so exciting, I'm learning so much today - I'm really pleased you've joined our forum and I'm looking forward to lots more informative and varied posts from you. Regards, Joey.

Thanks for your reply Empowerer. You are proving to be a most welcome addition to this forum. Regards, Joey.

So you finally admit that you're a Dawlish hater. Thank you My work here is complete. Adios amigos.

Roy, you actually take the trouble to type in the word "Anon" in the 'Name' field. Why do this when surely it's easier to type in "Roy"? Bizarre behaviour from someone who's postings are getting more and more troubling by the day. Seriously buddy, you need to get professional medical help.

"Den of iniquity"? Hahahahaha. Talk about melodramatic! I thought the planning application was for some lodges - not a brothel. You anti-Dawlish posters need to a grip on reality...