elvis presley's Posts

Looks like there is a candidate for one of the awards.

There is a God.

Surely, everybody knew what they could get with their seafood.

I never said I did or didn't attend, but generally, dead rock and roll stars have mobility problems.

Dawlish crew didn't attend as it was two minutes before the end of siesta.

How anyone could drink coffee or tea from anything other than a Royal Albert bone china cup , I fail to see.

It would have been more interesting if The Mayor had been sitting with them, enjoying a spliff and a can of Special Brew.

That request will open a can of worms.

Yes not bad considering I  died in 1977. Is there a prize? Update for you all. I attempted to enquire at the police shop, but it was closed , but the word in the local hostelries  is that , the member is in London for an interview , with a view to join The Diplomatic Corps or in Bradford training as a suicide bomber for IS.

Chip shop owners who don't  pay  their  bills  should be battered.

Grockle time again. Drving around and parking in Dawlish an absolute nightmare , as is being a pedestrian. In all this chaos, the only thing that has remained consistent  is the  quality of Bailey's  fish and chips. So how about turning the Marine garage into a border check point, a bit like Calais,  fences , barbe wire etc. The only problem is if we follow the Calais model, Dawlish would ...

I'd  never get a nap on an afternoon if I  had to try to kip on that lot.

I guess a labour life peer could be added to the aforementioned  baddies.

Sorry Duckileaks,  I  don't  do serious or fishcakes. But I  expect you noticed.

Well I'm  glad that's cleared that up. I always thought Mrs  C had been banned because of the things she said. I didn't  realise that  it was everybody else's  fault.

Thank you webmaster, an excellent  decision on your part.

If you care to re read this thread Warrior, Andysport's reasons are quite clear and there is no ambiguity.

just saying

I'd like to thank all the people that took the trouble to point me in different directions. At last , I believe that I've been found someone and at a reasonable price.

Somerset levels get flooded weeks ago, oh that's  a shame. Dawlish loses it's railway line, people are evacuated. Oh dear, never mind. The Thames, bursts it banks, houses flooded. All hands to the wheel, we'd better do something.

Will the real smella please stand up?

Thanks to all who turned up for auditions last night.  Alas though, I don't think on balance I am able to  continue. My sympathy goes out to the family of the gentleman who collapsed and died , one third of the way  through, "Bat Out Of Hell". It was regretable that no one was prepared to offer mouth to mouth though. Apologies to the Landlady as well , I  had no knowledge that the gentleman ...

Ah, so that is what is was!

Took the words.......

Perhaps there's a Dawlish hum, like the Bristol hum.

Sorry OLD FART , forgot to mention there are three planned. as I understand ,  but the dignitaries have waived their respective fees on one of them though. Sorry FredBassett also, but that was a condition imposed  by TDC on canine rights grounds. Nothing I can do on that one.

I don't care Fred, I'm a mad psythopath and I'm in here. Eastern Europeans tomorrow.

Just noticed, it will be 16 days between black bin emptyings  over the Christmas period. That really is a rubbish collection.

Buzz Aldrin went quite high.

Yes Mrs C, get back in the kitchen where you belong and get my tea and I don't want tongue pie.

You'll need to carry wire cutters in future  then , PCSO.