I was caught with my fingers in the fish fryer, she was sacked as well.
I am in the process of forming a boy band, three members are sought with the following qualifications. Minimum age 70 and must be able to stand on the stage for a minimum of four minutes unsupported and try to remember the lyrics. Incontinence, will I'm afraid be a barrier, but is open for disscusion. Dance routines will be kept to a minium, but I do need a good choreographer. A ...
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I suggest an additional one where we can have some fun,. The supplies have dried up of late.
Oh dear, you're in the SH 0ne T Fred. Bet you won't sleep tonight.
Alas, I had a toboggan.
Perhaps there's a Dawlish hum, like the Bristol hum.
Thank you for the info Cassandra, three more during the night here. Looks like us three are in an exclusive club.
Some people here make me smile, they can even turn "Happy Christmas", into a excuse for a row.
Mistaken identity, sorry .