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Emperor Solarzoom IV

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Sorry, sometimes I speak in tongues. I'm channeling those teenage voices.... There really is only 4 people (+ webmaster) here ...and the voices, the VOICES, they spake unto me, and said.... 'i'm looking at the man in the mirror, i'm asking him to change his ways. Billie Jean is not my Lover, she's just a girl who sez that I am the one' ...and so on and so forth.

2 Apr 2005

Never heard of her. Please be aware that only 4 people (+ Webmaster) post on this board. Alex, Concerned, Blondie and Emperor Solarzoom IV. They represent the last sentient homo sapiens in Dawlish. Everyone else has had their feeding tube disconnected.

Ok, how much are you paying?! I have done some of my best undercover work in the garb of a tree or privet hedge. You should see my impersonation of a Christmas tree.

Inertia is nothing to do with the OAPs here - so lets not bust their balls. They just want a quiet life devoid of dog sh*t- - (or full of dog sh*t, depending on their canine preferences). The real issue is that the younger people just don't give a rats ass. This is partially because of idleness, but also because they are not visionary (or intelligent) by nature. Sensible ongoing development ...

I like that idea - that's what they do in New Zealand along roadsides to commemorate deaths in road accidents. Cameras - no. How do you get the camera to register when a sh*t's being done? Its not like a speed camera you know !

Interesting - and lets hope the Mayor will join in the debate here. The big hotels all shut down in Dawlish (and there were some rather good ones). Where can people stay now - just Marine Parade? There should be a strategy of attracting hotel investment, otherwise day-trippers are the sole target. Dawlish has got many innate advantages over neighbouring towns - its far nicer than Teignmouth, ...

20 Mar 2005

1) Further action needed on dogs 2) Dawlish Beach needs the seaweed cleaning up in summer months. 3) More needed to occupy teenagers 4) Public Order: Disrespectful teenagers and feculent, aggressive OAPs Any others? Perhaps when we have a complete list, the webmaster can invite him to comment on the Discussion Board in person. (If Ken Livingstone can interact with the media, then why not Mr ...

We already know this.... So what are you going to do....Dog Wardens ? (and lets say thats 200 quid on Council Tax - as the Warren is a big place) or nothing. What would be your decision if you were Mayor Protheroe?

19 Mar 2005

When I was a kid I lived in Dawlish Warren (we're talking 30+ years ago). There was all kind of scungy brown frothy stuff - that had got to be from sewereage outlets. So from excrement, sure, but human too, right? The pathology of the E Coli bacterium may just have been isolated - but I presume it existed back then too. Of course people should clean up everywhere - but its one thing taking a ...

This is my e mail address mosesironnob@yahoo.com If they make me a fair pecuniary offer, I will do the job on a full time basis myself. (I'll need a wheebarrow with a ball -not a wheel, and some kind of pitchfork.) You see, o fellow oppressed proles, to make a practical civic contribution, one does not have to pursue the egocentric route of having the office-bound epithet "Councillor" as a ...