Dave The Estate Agent's Posts

PJD is that short for Puff J. Daddy the famous Teignmouth Rapper? Easy now...let's have some tunes or thoughts to stir Roys vocals, he's been very quiet lately, but remember everything in Roys world is black and white!

G'day Folks, I'm heading back from OZ soon and see the Sainsburys jobs are being advertised by Andy Mac. You get me...I is looking for a job and Sainsburys could be good for me, great staff discounts, cheap restuarant and a smashing uniform. I'm applying on line now...I'll keep you posted. DtE

"so shut your ignorant gob"... Absolute quality from a "creature" that wants sociable residents on this forum!!! I also know I've a clear record from Blockbuster; the NHS stated I'm free of MRSA, albiet some time ago so I may be barking now, but I do have a few old injuries that ache every now and again. See thing is Fellover-699 people are getting fed up with your tabloid spouting, nobody knows ...

Strewth guys, two Sheilas having a game of tonsil tennis is nothing!! What's all the fuss about? My mate Bruce came into the local the other night and asked for a pint of XXXX and a Black Sheep. The barman banned him for a week as he thought he wanted to have a beer and then some fun with the black sheep out back, Aussies just don't know their real ale!!! Why is it wrong, it's no different to a ...

G'day Wondering, I'm in Oz, have a bit of a head this morning, I've been out with the Barmy Army celebrating after retaining the Ashes yesterday :) Barmy Army, Barmy Army.... I'm back in 2011 to my beloved Dawlish and fear the property values are sliding :( I got out of flogging houses a while ago, been travelling since. Dawlish is certainly not Salcombe, I know where I'd prefer to be... but not ...

G'day folks....been a while as I went back to Oz. Have moved around a bit and now living in a place called Yorkey’s Knob near Cairns in Queensland. Thought I log on and see what my old chums have been up to in Dawlishforumland and struth there's no Fell-over699 or Viaduct or Chicken Shed, where have all the Forum Fruitcakes gone to? See Andy Mac and Tony Williams are having a spat; good to see the ...

Open plan, stunning sea view residence just come onto the market. Viewing essential to appreciate the location. Property comprises: Open plan living - dining area Master bedroom with stunning views Outside terrace, planning permission for installation of hot tub Location ideal for the outdoor living person as there are no neighbours within 1 mile so music / late night revelry is not an issue. ...

RWD, Please don't send the dirty wino's as you call em to Australia, the Isle of Wight will do. I regularly return to Oz to see the family and my sister Nellie Hanglow wouldn't be too chuffed to see the Dawlish wino's on her door step!! "The BEST of Britain - Wino's......they squat in the local parks, swig from 4 cans a £1.00 and use the High St as a toilet." That's my campaign slogan

Please don't go Mr Moaner, I luv your banter. Me and Mrs Agent have a right old chuckle at your views and rants, we've even got a Top Gear style rant board. The better the rant the higher up the board it goes. Oh we do laugh. See since we got back from Oz we've been waiting for our stuff to arrive in the container and the Forum has been an entertainment lifeline! I'd miss you lots x

By their postings my learned friend: 'If you come back with the information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.'

You what....the Bishop of Dawlish and Starcross has been busted for class A. WOW this makes the men of cloth worth a visit on a Sunday....I've never met a real dealer!!

@ The Investigator Just been to the Lanny as it's too cold under my stone...were you drinking a Babycham and muttering on about the mighty Seasiders being able to turnover Man Utd? This isn't a private forum or we couldn't all be on it unless by invitation or Royal Appointment, but what about the shop idea? I'd like to see Dawlish regenerated and many more locals shops for local people, but alas I ...

What is MMS PJD? I'm sorry if you think Roy and Viaduct are twits, I must disagree, I think they have a very warped sense of misguided authority in life skills and worldly knowledge. PJD you have to look deeper into the postings to get the real views of the posters, not all in this world is BLACK and WHITE

You're right there User 4549, no laws broken if the lines are not legal. I measured and photographed them, sought clarification from my sources and we were right all along, no case to answer M'Lord! So Fel-699 keep it real whoever you are!

With Puff J. Daddy providing the background music? I'll provide a snack from Gays for the winner of the "who can moan the loadest at 10 paces..." tell the tourists it's a local tradition for local councillors, they'll buy anything.

Used to be a case of - no problem constable, here's my "get out of jail free card" I'll see you right for entry into the "hand shake club"...mind how you go! Anyway I hope he gets the justice that we'd we'd all get.

Fax me......yadda yadda yadda....this is the first time I have ever agreed with Fellover-699!!!!! Yes you have made a greater contribution to the state, more so than some, by the amount of ALCOHOL DUTY you have paid the the government! It's Saturday so I look forward to your contribution tomorrow when I get time to take a peek at the Forum and catch up on local issues for local people. Got to go ...

Roy get yourself to Brewers in Exeter, they have a better deal on this weekend for paint, can you paint the double yellow lines in The Strand in Terracotta and Egg Shell line bars? Would this be deemed an illegal line or not? Would it meet the stringent Parking Gestapo rules on line classification, is there a law on the shade of yellow? If there is no law on shade of yellow lets go mad and spruce ...

I'm happy to come clean...my name is Dave. Is PJD any relation to Don J Pearson per chance...hmm not too challenging is it?

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What about the Terrace for a venue? Or Baileys if we want a comfy plastic / leather effect seat and a bag of chips?

Roddy in the VIP area?

It was me :)

Roy, I can't be ar@sed to comment on DRUGUSER4549 as you call him, same old drivel from a no mark racist cretin (as some would call him, "mind how you go sir"). Don Pearson or PJD as he's also known couldn't be bothered to response either to my comment about who's who - I was the only one who came clean about my identity; to remind you all again my name is Dave and I'm an estate agent.

NO still not quite right...try again USER 4548

USER4549 I saw Dullish a while ago in the Terrace, on fine form although not able to cyber communicate. If I cathc up with Dullish again I'll ask what's up with the keyboard

"I am the voice of reason." GOV! Is that OK or do I need to rowl aaut the barra and offer you a Cockeney Knees Up at the Scarecrow and Mrs Johnson daarn The Owd Keeent Rowd?

Roy, just to clarify, you seem to have missed out on history when at school.... I assume you didn't have the academic capacity to study both Geography and History and had to make a choice? It was Dr Beeching who dismantled the railways not Tory Boy or Thatcher. If you're going to rant about one of the best PM's this nation has witnessed at least get your facts straight. On a better note my friend ...

Yer right there Storming Gnorman, she's well fit and handy with her hands....never pulls a bad pint! As for my top award - Marine Tavern wins every time, best view of the trains in Dawlish

It was Roy thinking! His head was full of tosh, rumbled and bang, out came all of his mental matter returing him from his superpower world back into Dawlishland

Hi Roy, I've been on holiday as well, went to Wet Beaver Creek, Australia to see an old aunt of mine. Anyway to answer your question, I'm not gong to bother, we pay the council to do this sirt of work. Clr Connett - if you read this like you said you do then will we see you there or are you to bsy counting your ill gotten gains?

You see Roy, our council does do some good for the community. I hope this will stop Viaduct and his merry band of whingers from moaning that all we do is line our pockets with your council tax and double yellow line revenue. I became a councillor to to give something back to the local community and when times are slow help me with my property portfolio and estate agency business. "Vote Dave, no ...

What you bringing me into it for? Biz is terrible, I'll be HOMELESS soon if biz doesn't pick up. But it won't be a problem cause I'll get my drugs un booze from the locals that seem to be a problem in Dawlish. Roy / Viaduct will you join me for a can of Special Brew?

I'm the estate agent not Roy! Roys my driver in his luxury Lada Cab. His new cabs great for cruising.....overheard one comment about when the VIADUCT was nicely painted in all its glory and not a rusting old eyesore on the beachfront that everyone has to put up with year after year! Got to dash, meters running

Roys spouting is often hogwash but this time he's talking sense. The council are up for an award by an independant body, not the council voting themselves for a reward. What's your problem VIADUCT? Moan, moan, moan moan, moan...that's all we get from you. Be positive, you're not in Government and dealt the nation the biggest debt ever seen in history! Move on and feel good for Dawlish for once you ...

Give me a shout, I've got a nice 3 bed flat going for a song in Totnes, you could even move in one of Roys Taxis, afterall you hate the place so why not emigrate to Totnes?

Do the drivers of Roys Cabs have to pass a moronic chat test to become one of your ambassadors? If they do then where do I apply...I'm not up to much these days in the world of flogging houses for extortionate rates and given unsuspecting locals a help up the debt ladder. I could always ply my trade in one if your Lada's, flogging some of your idiotic views to unsuspecting lager louts and ...

I don't believe it was lost, they do swim in our waters on a regular occurance. Just been a long time since I saw one in our area. haven't see it again, I'll have a good look tommorrow when I'm out for a walk.

Maybe it was Roy's cock having a spring flap

You may even get too see Roys cock in there. It would be better to let Roddie loose in a place like that than leaving it to get dusty at home on the mantle piece.