Dave The Estate Agent
G'day Folks, I'm heading back from OZ soon and see the Sainsburys jobs are being advertised by Andy Mac. You get me...I is looking for a job and Sainsburys could be good for me, great staff discounts, cheap restuarant and a smashing uniform. I'm applying on line now...I'll keep you posted. DtE
Strewth guys, two Sheilas having a game of tonsil tennis is nothing!! What's all the fuss about? My mate Bruce came into the local the other night and asked for a pint of XXXX and a Black Sheep. The barman banned him for a week as he thought he wanted to have a beer and then some fun with the black sheep out back, Aussies just don't know their real ale!!! Why is it wrong, it's no different to a ...
G'day Wondering, I'm in Oz, have a bit of a head this morning, I've been out with the Barmy Army celebrating after retaining the Ashes yesterday :) Barmy Army, Barmy Army.... I'm back in 2011 to my beloved Dawlish and fear the property values are sliding :( I got out of flogging houses a while ago, been travelling since. Dawlish is certainly not Salcombe, I know where I'd prefer to be... but ...
G'day folks....been a while as I went back to Oz. Have moved around a bit and now living in a place called Yorkey’s Knob near Cairns in Queensland. Thought I log on and see what my old chums have been up to in Dawlishforumland and struth there's no Fell-over699 or Viaduct or Chicken Shed, where have all the Forum Fruitcakes gone to? See Andy Mac and Tony Williams are having a spat; good to see ...
Open plan, stunning sea view residence just come onto the market. Viewing essential to appreciate the location. Property comprises: Open plan living - dining area Master bedroom with stunning views Outside terrace, planning permission for installation of hot tub Location ideal for the outdoor living person as there are no neighbours within 1 mile so music / late night revelry is not an issue. ...
So what happened to Roddy the Rooster? When Roy morphed into "Dawlish, Manners Timothy" there was no mention of his beloved cock. COME ON DAWLISH MAN WHERE ARE YOU, ME AND MRS AGENT WANT YOU BACK.......for our usual chuckle about your rants about all and sundry. Come back as Viaduct or Joey Deacon or even Chicken Shed. My body is old but my mind is still young and I know who you are Mr D Man :)
The tent has been there for a very long time, it is rumoured to be used by a local going by the name of Dawlish Man. I've been using Red Rock for donkeys years and remember seeing when I walked from the Warren.
RWD, Please don't send the dirty wino's as you call em to Australia, the Isle of Wight will do. I regularly return to Oz to see the family and my sister Nellie Hanglow wouldn't be too chuffed to see the Dawlish wino's on her door step!! "The BEST of Britain - Wino's......they squat in the local parks, swig from 4 cans a £1.00 and use the High St as a toilet." That's my campaign slogan
I agree the fair was empty. Had a wander across the lawns and thought it a real shame that we don't have the grass to relax in on a BH weekend, I took my picnic to the cove instead, far more peaceful
Please don't go Mr Moaner, I luv your banter. Me and Mrs Agent have a right old chuckle at your views and rants, we've even got a Top Gear style rant board. The better the rant the higher up the board it goes. Oh we do laugh. See since we got back from Oz we've been waiting for our stuff to arrive in the container and the Forum has been an entertainment lifeline! I'd miss you lots x
