b.o.liking
I'm sure the fire service must be aware of any situation but as far as the RSPCA are concerned they can't see any farther than a seagulls arse.
Just suppose a house fire occurs with lives in danger whilst our firemen and the engine is rescueing a bloody seagull for the RSPCA. Do they ever think?
Here I go again just suppose fireman got injured or killed in this rescue what price the compensation to him or his family and who would pay? If I was a fireman I would refuse the task or put the liability for injuries etc with the RSPCA. Better stop otherwise my comments could get me barred
The more the merrier I can knock up a Lire any nymphets available?
Well Fred recently one of the bleeders got run over outside the old Ponderosa and as it was left by the kerb we never saw a seagull for days. BRILLIANT
Well Fred in true Dawlish fashion its not quite the Trevi fountains more a lot of water ejaculating out of the ground,but without the figures. But for a price I will adorn the ejaculation dressed only in a loincloth and a hunting horn borrowed from the local mans.
Hi Fred Are you feeding the gulls or the to--ers feeding em?
Well Fred as the cone was floating down the road the ducks were floating up. Trevi fountains come to Dawlish.
These stupid do-Gooders. Utter Wa---rs
Maybe Fred there is a thriving business for a Sub Aqua or wet suit shop. Glug Glug.
