After 4 bloody weeks Mr M Clayson knows all about it. Have I been on the planet ZOD? Where have you been?
Amazing totally amazing.
The more the merrier I can knock up a Lire any nymphets available?
Well Fred recently one of the bleeders got run over outside the old Ponderosa and as it was left by the kerb we never saw a seagull for days. BRILLIANT
Well Fred in true Dawlish fashion its not quite the Trevi fountains more a lot of water ejaculating out of the ground,but without the figures. But for a price I will adorn the ejaculation dressed only in a loincloth and a hunting horn borrowed from the local mans.
Hi Fred Are you feeding the gulls or the to--ers feeding em?
Well Fred as the cone was floating down the road the ducks were floating up. Trevi fountains come to Dawlish.
These stupid do-Gooders. Utter Wa---rs
Maybe Fred there is a thriving business for a Sub Aqua or wet suit shop. Glug Glug.
Just went to pub for a small libation and I have to inform you all what might not be on the plans is Fanfare Please The new water feature outside the Co-op. I have to say it'll take more than putty to block this little ejaculation.