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General Discussion

The Wall
7 May 2013

After 4 bloody weeks Mr M Clayson  knows all about it. Have I been on the planet ZOD? Where have you been?

Amazing totally amazing.

The Strand
5 May 2013

The more the merrier I can knock up a Lire any nymphets available?

Well Fred recently one of the bleeders got run over outside the old Ponderosa and as it was left by the kerb we never saw a seagull for days. BRILLIANT

The Strand
5 May 2013

Well Fred in true Dawlish fashion its not quite the Trevi fountains more a lot of water ejaculating out of the ground,but without the figures. But for a price I will adorn the ejaculation dressed only in a loincloth and a hunting horn borrowed from the local mans.

Hi Fred Are you feeding the gulls or the to--ers feeding em?

The Strand
5 May 2013

Well Fred as the cone was floating down the road the ducks were floating up. Trevi fountains come to Dawlish.

These stupid do-Gooders. Utter Wa---rs

The Strand
5 May 2013

Maybe Fred there is a thriving business for a Sub Aqua or wet suit shop. Glug Glug.

5 May 2013

Just went to pub for a small libation and I have to inform you all what might not be on the plans is   Fanfare Please   The new water feature outside the Co-op. I have to say it'll take more than putty to block this little ejaculation.