elvis presley
Thanks to all who turned up for auditions last night. Alas though, I don't think on balance I am able to continue. My sympathy goes out to the family of the gentleman who collapsed and died , one third of the way through, "Bat Out Of Hell". It was regretable that no one was prepared to offer mouth to mouth though. Apologies to the Landlady as well , I had no knowledge that the gentleman ...
Just some flooding. Well that's all right then.
Ah, so that is what is was!
I was caught with my fingers in the fish fryer, she was sacked as well.
I am in the process of forming a boy band, three members are sought with the following qualifications. Minimum age 70 and must be able to stand on the stage for a minimum of four minutes unsupported and try to remember the lyrics. Incontinence, will I'm afraid be a barrier, but is open for disscusion. Dance routines will be kept to a minium, but I do need a good choreographer. A ...
Took the words.......
I suggest an additional one where we can have some fun,. The supplies have dried up of late.
Oh dear, you're in the SH 0ne T Fred. Bet you won't sleep tonight.
Alas, I had a toboggan.
Perhaps there's a Dawlish hum, like the Bristol hum.
