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Could be a better sight than Dawlish girls, judging by the sweathogs standing outside Dawlish Secondary Modern. Getting a bit worried about Mark's increasing neurosis about Dawlish though.
Well, thats true, I did. The guy with the megaphone is a jackass, but yes he is funny. He is a megalomaniac. I recall him getting very shirty with a balloon salesman pre-red arrows "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an unauthorized balloon salesman. He is a solo operator unconnected to the carnival. The red arrows will not come if you buy his ballons in case one gets stuck in their turbines" The ...
Your complaint reminds me of the woman who goes into a noveau cuisine restaurant. "The food tastes disgusting and, whats more, the portions are so small"
No, I think you're getting confused with the Rio carnival or Sydney's mardi gras parade. Dawlish carnival has always been short and profoundly unfunny. Good for nothing other than for pervs to look at young 'royalty' in chiffon and satin covering budding, braless breasts. Having said that, the air show is very good. The kids sports day though is also rubbish. It is just an excuse for an old guy ...
Enjoy your little carnival, its the only harmless fun that you secondary modern pupils will ever get since none of you had the cojones to leave Dawlish with your two CSEs. Let me assure you, the rest of the world will carry on without the tuppences you toss in the toilet buckets sported by some ageing tranny for whom carnival is the only opportunity to wear ladies underwear in public.
The library's up, and the putting green's down.
I wonder how much these Fraudsters have feathered their own nest with Public Money, sweetheart deals, and fast-tracked Planning Permission since taking Public Office. Your Council Tax pays for these moochers. Astbury Barker Bladon Clatworthy Christophers Clemens Colclough Collis Elliott Forrow French Jeffery, V. Lewis Mugford Russell, S. Phillips Russell, W Ryan Stanyon Tracey ...
You just want to be one. Salem Lodge in Dawlish isn't it?
I was waiting for someone to post who is FED UP at not being able to buy an over-priced property in Dawlish. Its rightfully distressing. Even Starcross (riff raff) and Teignmouth (Mongols) is expensive ! ps Mindful is a henpecked husband not a Laydee.
Yes I went to the Grammar School. By the way check www.friendsreunited.co.uk for Dawlish Secondary Modern. You'll find a few of your old long lost chums. Probably doing something involving crab pots now.