Don Pearson
The centaurs came over on the first exchange visit and, because they simply stayed behind, are classed as illegal immigrants. Apart from being the declared target of various "crack-downs" and "purges" they have lived contentedly in Totnes ever since. According to Inspector Calls, the crack-downs are always announced in advance in the Herald Express to make sure no-one is actually caught and thus ...
The good news is that they have now been arrested. The child was initially charged with theft and possession of an offensive weapon ( a brick, LEGO, but the law is the law.) The mother was charged with conpiracy to be a nuisance and the pair were served with a Dispersal Order. All the charges have been dropped now that it has emerged that they are a fine upstanding family and pay tax at the ...
Most police forces reject the idea of no-go areas. However, I can report that a new Devon and Cornwall Police strategy recommends that there should be two in South Devon. The first is Dawlish where the police now believe that the devil should look after his own. Attempts to infiltrate the town by plain clothes officers masquerading as drug addicts and alcoholics have proved unsuccessful because ...
My source within the constabulary, an Inspector Calls, informs me that a helicopter has been deployed to Teignmouth to apprehend a small child suspected of stealing a Kit Kat from the Coop. The child is described as, "about two years old and in a push chair accompanied by a woman, possibly on benefits." (Grow up, Don - editor.) Sorry, ed. You have to give me some licence. I'm only 62.
Beautiful, indeed.
There is a scheme whereby those on benefits can undertake voluntary work. http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/HomeAndCommunity/Gettinginvolvedinyourcommunity/Volunteering/DG_064299 In order to take part people must continue to meet the criteria for the benefit, so jobseekers must continue to seek work and be available for interviews, Jobcentre reviews, etc. The other day, my old adversary, Sir Snouts ...
I think this is one of the most interesting and best conducted threads I have seen on Dawlish.com with a wide variety of views presented constructively and without abuse.
Interesting thread and excellent photographs. Believe me, you can trust completely every scrap of information posted on this website. It has a Triple A rating.
Bad dog, Neilh! Stop worrying that poor man's empty sleeve or you'll be sent to your basket.
@webmaster I have no problems with the way you exercise your judgement over the forum. It is obvious that you think carefully before you make your decisions. Don
