May you spend all eternity swimming round and round in a large tub of dogsh*t. Theres such a thing as karma you know…
What sort of idiot are you?
'Sorry this news upsets people. That is not my intention, merely to impart a dose of realism from the real world of Mother Nature.' If you are serious and it looks as though you are, then it is in fact a 'dose of realism' from the real world of lazy arsed irresponsible ****ers of which you are one.
I've got a horrible feeling that you are actually SERIOUS. OMG.