General Discussion

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Yes, but I don't own a bear and I don't see no trees.

Jasmine is just a small spaniel, like, she's really going to hurt your lawn? She's not a 900 pound Canadian Grizzly. Her turds are pretty diminutive.

Sure, p**sing on your rosebushes might wilt them, but anyway she prefers to wizz against parked cars.

Sorry this news upsets people. That is not my intention, merely to impart a dose of realism from the real world of Mother Nature.

'Sorry this news upsets people. That is not my intention, merely to impart a dose of realism from the real world of Mother Nature.'
If you are serious and it looks as though you are, then it is in fact a 'dose of realism' from the real world of lazy arsed irresponsible ****ers of which you are one.

...for these are not weapons of mass destruction, it is dog faeces. Let us maintain a sense of reason and perspective here.

If I see a small sign on a person's lawn, "No dogs please", or there is a fence or privet hedge, then I will encourage Jasmine to alight to the next door lawn.

However, ultimately it is her decision and responsibility.

May you spend all eternity swimming round and round in a large tub of dogsh*t. Theres such a thing as karma you know…

All this chat about dogs!
What about the local pussy?
My pussy is quite ferral, she is always wandering about looking for the local toms or a good place to drop her load, I mean honestly she really puts it about ive even seen her at it on the bench's around the lawn, and any back alley is always investigated for a frisky lone male!!!
What am I supposed to do? follow her around like a lost puppy trying to spoil her fun NO I dont think so if your dogs can have the freedome they desire then I will continue to allow my pussy the freedom of roaming around how ever she desires for all to see and take note.
FREE THE PUSSYS AND ALLOW THE DOGS TO HAVE THEIR FUN!!!!!
Im sure this will spice up this sleepy town somewhat!