You people here all like to talk macho, but you all creep around after dark and put the droppings through people's letter boxes.
Oh, you're so BIG and tough.
If you don't like it, then have the balls to come up to me - or my dog, - who is trained to bite.
I get a good feeling when my dog's rear legs crouch down - ready to unload - KAPOW !
Ok, perhaps on someone's lawn - put a fence up if you don't want it there - frankly its free fertilizer, you should be paying for the privilege.
There are some irresponsible idiots who think they are clever but whould they so smug if they had to pay a large fine for being so arrogant
Lets put this into perspective. All you have to do is quietly go out on to your lawn with a small shovel and deposit the dog excrement in your wheelie bin- or throw it into the road (I know you do), or into your neighbours garden.
Jasmine is NOT crapping on your baby's eiderdown for heaven's sake.
Now - you will say. 'Dog Lover, why can't you do this yourself?'....
...how can I put this?
No.
When I see you cover your entire property with a net in order to protect it from seagull droppings, perhaps I will.