General Discussion

Would the dog be called Jazz by any chance?

I'ts a shame we don't have wardens for uncontrolable yobs with finds for their owners/parents as they are as much a threat or even more than our four legged friends

...for these are not weapons of mass destruction, it is dog faeces. Let us maintain a sense of reason and perspective here. If I see a small sign on a person's lawn, "No dogs please", or there is a fence or privet hedge, then I will encourage Jasmine to alight to the next door lawn. However, ultimately it is her decision and responsibility.

Lets put this into perspective. All you have to do is quietly go out on to your lawn with a small shovel and deposit the dog excrement in your wheelie bin- or throw it into the road (I know you do), or into your neighbours garden. Jasmine is NOT crapping on your baby's eiderdown for heaven's sake. Now - you will say. 'Dog Lover, why can't you do this yourself?'.... ...how can I put this? No. ...

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Yes, but I don't own a bear and I don't see no trees. Jasmine is just a small spaniel, like, she's really going to hurt your lawn? She's not a 900 pound Canadian Grizzly. Her turds are pretty diminutive. Sure, p**sing on your rosebushes might wilt them, but anyway she prefers to wizz against parked cars. Sorry this news upsets people. That is not my intention, ...

You people here all like to talk macho, but you all creep around after dark and put the droppings through people's letter boxes. Oh, you're so BIG and tough. If you don't like it, then have the balls to come up to me - or my dog, - who is trained to bite. I get a good feeling when my dog's rear legs crouch down - ready to unload - KAPOW ! Ok, perhaps on someone's lawn - put a fence up if you ...

Nice set up as befits an active thriving board. A few more posters - (get the Dawlish Gazette to report that this joint is jumpin'), ...bit of sponsorship from local enterprises,(Councillor Hockin?). Bobs your Uncle. Float on the NASDAQ in 2006.