General Discussion

Why bracket yourselves with a team as useless as Exeter City? Why not go for something a little more racey like Barcelona, or Bristol Rovers. Having said that, Dawlish Town is not Los Galacticos either.

I think its best you all stay in Dawlish and someone builds a giant wall around the place 1) to prevent people from accidentally wandering in, and 2) to make sure you're all confined somewhere where you can happily spend undramatic lives.

When I lived in Indonesia, small communities often used to raise money to build village mosquito farms. The way they did it was for a couple of lads to stand in the road with buckets and collect coins from passing cars. Should be plenty of guys in Dawlish with that experience - providing they can be persuaded to remove their Widow Twankey costumes.

What was that then? Me enquiring if the Dawlish Black Swans were black men. Thats a legitimate question. By the way, the IP records shown here are a de facto tracking mechanism