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How heartless can DrugsUser4549 be?! You know how to kick a broken man when he's down don't you, you miscreant you. I'm off to the pet shop this lunch time - the one I favour is called "Fish & Chirps" - to see if I can get a replacement for Roddie. I'll let you all know how I get on. Though seeing as DrugsUser4549 has no interest in my feathered friends, I assume he/she/it won't read this thread ...
Pathetic!!? You've obviously never been a victim of the Dawlish Cock Shooter, have you? How can you be so heartless about my headless rooster? I tell you what though, my grief is really starting to get to me... I dozed off this afternoon in front of Paul O'Grady. I could have sworn that I was awoken by the sound of gobbling. But it must have just been a bad dream that involved Roddie and Terry. ...
Roddie's up my arse? How dare you! I've put that unfortunate incident behind me - it's in the past, I was lonely and vulnerable and it only happened the once. Though, between you and me, it was finger-licking good. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Roddie has now got pride of place on the mantlepiece in his lovely display case. Unfortunately his head was completely beyond repair, however ...
Like yours, my kids have also been brought up wrapped in cotton wool in a hermetically sealed cocoon. They likewise hate strange noises that as a responsible parent I should have previously explained to them. On the plus side, they're not allergic to nuts.
I'm distraught to report that some miscreant has blasted the head off my beloved Rhode Island Red rooster with what appears to be a blunderbuss. I fear that it was because Roddie tends to crow all night and that this might have disturbed the neighbourhood. But he was only doing what comes naturally to him. If anyone has any information on this heinous crime, please let me know or please call ...
I literally shit my bed when a large banger went off at 4.30 this morning! THAT'S stressful.
Thats easy for you to say cos cats never sh*t on their own doorstep, do they? They shit on everyone elses.
Runella, As someone who is sick to death of other people's filthy cats sh*tting in my garden, I'm not at all sorry that there's one less of these creatures on God's earth. Roy.
shucks. i wanna kick ass. wibble.
wibble.
