Mayor Solarzoom's Posts on Dawlish Discussion

There are a few middle-aged people in Dawlish who (slightly unadventurously) have lived in the town for their entire existence, but are there any who in the course of their life have never left Dawlish even for a day trip? i.e never been east of Langstone Rock or west of Smugglers Inn?

I'd come along to the show, except I have two salient excuses... i) I don't live in Europe. ii) It sounds like unmitigated crap.