Ernest Hartly

I am ANTI paedophile. That means that people disagreeing with me and complaining must be PRO peedo. Oh, no no no, I can't have these Second Avenue people congregating around my Churchill Avenue home, with their 'Minipops' videos and carousing Garry Glitter songs, to wit... "Do you wanna touch me ? " No thank you !

I should like to know what measures are being taken to protect Senior Citizens from paedophiles. I propose restricting the use of benches just for old folk. Sometimes I want to rest my weary feet and there was someone else sitting there. He was eating chips, but presumably that was just a cover for his subterranean motives. On the way home, a gaggle of ducks followed me, quacking loudly. It was ...