I should like to know what measures are being taken to protect Senior Citizens from paedophiles.
I propose restricting the use of benches just for old folk. Sometimes I want to rest my weary feet and there was someone else sitting there. He was eating chips, but presumably that was just a cover for his subterranean motives.
On the way home, a gaggle of ducks followed me, quacking loudly. It was very distressing.
I am ANTI paedophile.
That means that people disagreeing with me and complaining must be PRO peedo.
Oh, no no no, I can't have these Second Avenue people congregating around my Churchill Avenue home, with their 'Minipops' videos and carousing Garry Glitter songs, to wit...
"Do you wanna touch me ? "
No thank you !