Osama Bin Laden
An Al Qaeda Sleeper cell based in Dawlish has successfully carried out a terrorist atrocity by randomly placing fake dog excrement on the pavement outside Woolworths. I have subsequently visited Dawlish, and found I liked it so much that I decided to stay here. I have therefore moved from my tunnel complex in Tora Bora and am now living in Coronation Avenue. Please pop round one day for some ...