General Discussion

An Al Qaeda Sleeper cell based in Dawlish has successfully carried out a terrorist atrocity by randomly placing fake dog excrement on the pavement outside Woolworths.

I have subsequently visited Dawlish, and found I liked it so much that I decided to stay here.

I have therefore moved from my tunnel complex in Tora Bora and am now living in Coronation Avenue. Please pop round one day for some sheeps eyeballs.

Allahu Akbaru !

We the american people are keeping an eye on this dawlish place we also it is a place for heightened terroist activity be on your guard people of dawlish! be especially wary of men with walking sticks we believe these contain semtex and their main target seems to be tillys tea rooms.

Important Dawlish people are monitoring this Board - though in view of their importance, (and the fact that they have drunk too much sherry), cannot actually post.

Please do not talk about anything silly, to wit:-

a) Can I get HIV from "Gays Creamery"
b) What would happen to the swans in the event of a tsunami?
c) I saw Saddam Hussein in Gareth's Newsagents.

Please confine yourselves to key non-silly topics: eg

a) Dog excreta
b) Too much seaweed on the beach
c) Charity shops in the Strand.
d) Is Mayor Protheroe Jewish?

Look,... d) - you've started getting silly again, now haven't you?