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elvis presley

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Sorry Duckileaks,  I  don't  do serious or fishcakes. But I  expect you noticed.

23 Jul 2015

OK, I'll  pop into Baileys for the chips.

23 Jul 2015

I'm  opposed to a  ban as well. See you both at the AA meeting later, Duckileaks and Netiquette.

I'm  a bit confused. Is this really the correct spelling of OurSoul?

Years ago I  kept a pub and an odious nasty little individual used to come in. He was rude to my staff, would make personal comments and was disruptive. Eventually , I  banned him. Several months later , someone wandered in, sporting a pair of horn rimmed  glasses, a beard and a cap. I twigged who it was  straight away, horrible, despicable,  pathetic little moron, so I  kicked him out ...

2 Jul 2015

Didn't take long, did it?

You could always hone your carpentry skills. Cut a vee in the end of a lump of timber. Job jobbed.

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27 Jun 2015

Well I'm  glad that's cleared that up. I always thought Mrs  C had been banned because of the things she said. I didn't  realise that  it was everybody else's  fault.

Hobknobing!

25 Jun 2015

That's  not how it works OurSoul. First  they must have a meeting and form a sub committee. From this they then appoint a working party to investigate the  best  options. They then report back their  findings to the sub committee,  who in turn report to a full Council meeting, while they all sit around eating choccy biscuits, drinking tea and scatching their arseholes Then finally, ...