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Zoom 4

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Who'd want to mentally undress the Somerfield check-out ladies. Yuk.

7 Feb 2006

Given that Dawlish birds are so ghastly and frumpy, I take my hat off to Gays Creamery, who always seem to employ the best looking blonde teenagers to dole out the scones and pasties. WHile waiting in line holding my eccles, I like to imagine them unclothed. Why oh why oh why oh why can they not be allowed to work nude? Is it something to do with EU health regulations?