Given that Dawlish birds are so ghastly and frumpy, I take my hat off to Gays Creamery, who always seem to employ the best looking blonde teenagers to dole out the scones and pasties.
WHile waiting in line holding my eccles, I like to imagine them unclothed. Why oh why oh why oh why can they not be allowed to work nude? Is it something to do with EU health regulations?
You cannot possibly get away with saying things like that on this forum!! Those girls should at least be allowed to keep their pants on surely.
They would have to be fairly trim up top aswell otherwise when they lean over to scoop items from the window, food might become contaminated!
About a year ago a lovely tall blonde was a waitress in the Dawlish grill.Could have been a local and she had a super pair of legs.Could dream of an affair with her anyday.Wahooo!
Nope.Sorry.I am the Real Stumpy & have been since time immimorial.I have been Stumpy since the early days of the Dawlish Discussion Forum.In fact I have always been a Stumpy - You ask my Mrs.(Still managed to father 2 kids though!!)