Stumpy
Don't know about you but young mums really annoy me. They pay absolutely zilch into the system (ie never work so never pay taxes or national insurance contributions), yet get every benefit that is going.In a roundabout way they get benefits for having had sex!!! Worse still, they don't have to pay a penny of it back. Such is life. Ever felt embarrassed when you tell people you only have a ...
See, its all started again. It seems impossible now to have topical conversations without interruptions and guff about grammar and spelling! There is always going to be people in this world better educated than yourself, just like there will be people less educated. That's the way life is. Just like there is someone out there with more money, and somebody with less money, than yourself. ...
I blame the parents. The way your kids look and dress,the way your kids talk, and the way your kids act (in the home and in public) is all down to their parents. That is my opinion.
Ow dare u say us peeple 'ere on dis site r unabel 2 spell.Dat jus ain't playing the game.Wos a matter wid u.I av allways bin brillant at spellin,ever sins thet I wuz a lad.Sum foke say I a bit gormless tho'.(Aktually,if sum 1 iz thick day be gorm-less,so if sum 1 be clever - jus like I is - they must av gorm? So wot iz gorm?
Blonde joke. A young blonde lass from the sticks went for a job at her local riding stables.The vacancy was for a stable girl. The first question she was asked at the interview was: 'Have you ever shoe'd a horse before luv? 'No, can't say that I have.' replied the blonde, 'But I told one to f*** off once'!! I've adapted that one slightly.Think it was a Jethro joke.
Not sure whether they sell DVD's in Dawlish,but if its an 'orrible day and raining stair rods go and buy Shrek and Shrek 2.I guarantee it'll make you laugh.I bought them at Xmas.Scenes in Shrek 2 such as the cat fur ball scene in the forest, and donkey (Eddie Murphy) being bored on the way to Never never land are brilliant.Also Pinnochio dancing and shouting 'I'm a real boy'.(They rank alongside ...
Actually I'm even older than that.It was called a Secondary Modern school.Can you believe that!
Hang on a minute! Not that knowledgeable.Don't you spell it KNOWLEDGE?
Yee Gods!! Go away for a few days and this forum is actually heaving with news! Still haven't managed to catch up with it all yet. Went to Oxford but not impressed,bit boring actually.Rained a lot.Couldn't find Morse's grave either! Full of students, christ knows why!
Dawlish eh? Hello to all you zombies living in Dawlish-or should that be not living? I've written several times on this discussion page using nom de plumes but have now decided to stick to one name only - Stumpy. Thats a name my daughter calls a cat that lives near us which has got short legs and a fat body - bit like me actually.So from now on, I'm going to stick with that name.So its cheerio ...