General Discussion

This is a very old subject I know but I would like to hear from the blonde male species.
Being a bottle blonde myself I can get the best of both worlds...
Playing slightly dumb when I want something done Then being suprisingly clever when it coomes to solving problems, but blaming being blonde when it goes wrong!!!!
I have lots of fun and have a good laugh with the not so fairer sex, although I do get a bit of flack from not so confident brunetts and redheads.
Do any of you chaps use your blondness to get away with things or do you use it along with blue eyes as a pulling tool.
I do know a few blonde/white hair chaps who are very outgoing.
I think its the brightness and healthy 'just back from holiday look' that does it!!!
Also any blonde jokes out there...

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff,
Who would land first?
.
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The brunette coz the blonde stopped to ask for directions!!!!!!!!!!

A lady had a decorator around to tell him which colours to paint her rooms.
'IN THIS ROOM I WANT BLUE WALLS' Said the lady
'OK 'Said the painter,then he walked over to the window, opened it and shouted out. 'GREEN SIDE UP!!!!
ignoring this the lady said 'AND IN THIS ROOM I WANT YELLOW WALLS'
'SURE' said the painter as he walked over to the window and opened it. Again he shouted out 'GREEN SIDE UP'
Ignoring this strange behaviour the lady toook him into the last room and said ' I FEEL LIKE PINK IN THIS ROOM PLEASE'
'NO PROBLEM' said the chap. Again he walked over to the window, opened it and shouted out firmly 'I SAID GREEN SIDE UP'
No longer able to contain her curiosity the lady asked him WHY was he shouting this out of the window?
'WELL LOVE' he said ' IVE GOT A GROUP OF BLOND'S OUT THERE AND THEY ARE TRYING TO LAY THE NEW GRASS!!!!!!

Sorry but I remember that joke from my student days (early seventies).Prefer brunettes myself but then I would say that 'cos my missus is brunette.If I saw a blonde(natural or bottle) I would still take a second glance though.

YIKES !!!!!

Read between the lines people.

Actually, I presume there are no eligible single men in Dawlish. I daresay they are all frighfully rough yokels who work in Coryton Cove with crab pots.

You cheeky trout!!!!!!!!
If I wanted to find a man I dont fancy my chance on this site .
I like dark men with brains who can think of more of a subject than Local pensioners and dog poo!!
But them again who knows there could possibly be a real man in dawlish but finding him would be imposible..
Im a free spirit anyway!
Dont want my wings clipped just yet!

Oh sorry only heard it the other day thought it was quite funny.
Have you got any more oldies?

Soon as oi get moi crab-pots cleaned, we'll 'ave a bit of a slap an tickle eh?

See you under the viaduct. Bring a blanket.

Sorry I smell of crustacean.

Katanga !

Blonde joke.

A young blonde lass from the sticks went for a job at her local riding stables.The vacancy was for a stable girl.
The first question she was asked at the interview was:

'Have you ever shoe'd a horse before luv?

'No, can't say that I have.' replied the blonde,

'But I told one to f*** off once'!!

I've adapted that one slightly.Think it was a Jethro joke.