Joey Deacon
Who's being racist? Are you hallucinating? I've suggested a bloody good idea - do you support it or not?
If we have the Dawlish Gay Pride festival that I'm proposing, then I'm thinking that we could enlist the help of the Pink Arrows. It would be less of a fly-by and more of a mince-by, but I'm sure it's worth looking into. What do you think?
I think we should chase the pink pound. We could have a Dawlish Gay Pride festival parading through the town, finishing with a concert on the green. Right Said Fred could be the headliners. Just think how much trade the eponymous local Pasty shop would get? To celebrate, they could rename their chicken pasties to "cock pasties" and market it using the tagline "Go On, Put It In Your Mouth". ...
I'm looking forward to having some traditional foreign foods like horseburgers and snail stew. Oh-la-la.
The BBC does not pay a quarter of the costs of the Eurovision Song Contest!! It (we) pays less than £200K a year to be members of the European Broadcasting Union - of which we were founding members in 1950 (at a conference in Torquay!!) To put it into context, £200K would get you less than half an episode of EastEnders. Younger-Ross should be concentrating on more pressing local matters. I.e. ...
I've got a load of rat poison on my farm - free to good home. That should get rid of the buggers.
I saw a few Number 2's floating in the sea last week.