Important Dawlish people are monitoring this Board - though in view of their importance, (and the fact that they have drunk too much sherry), cannot actually post. Please do not talk about anything silly, to wit:- a) Can I get HIV from "Gays Creamery" b) What would happen to the swans in the event of a tsunami? c) I saw Saddam Hussein in Gareth's Newsagents. Please confine yourselves to key ...