And such accusations could never be levelled at our revered councillors,as nepotism and backhanders for the boys doesn't happen here!If they were as big as Tesco,they'd be every bit as bad!
Well,Heaven forbid that we have a decent supermarket here!That'd be awful!Imagine not having to take the wonderful drive through Teignmouth,out to Newton bloody Abbott!Maybe this is one scheme where the Protheroes won't get to make a back hander,unless they've relatives on the board of Tesco's!
I'm off to the Snooky Trust gig at the footy club Saturday night,and so should you all be!apart from it being a charity event,(get your hands off the cash Wally ans Malcolm!!!!),it's about time that bands who don't play cover versions played here,yipeeeeeeeeee!!!Except "Dave Can't Dance",'cos they're excellent!!!!
Kids can be cruel?Have you heard the dripping poison from the mouths of some of the local adults here?Blimey,some of the local tongues are more lethal than the f*cking jellyfish invasion!
Well,unfortunately,the tourists won't get stung,as not even they're stupid enough to swim in the shitty water here!Still,keep the fingers crossed for at least one dozy twat to go for it,eh?!!!