The Marie Celeste springs to mind.
Alien abduction, gone to Syria, gone to the pub, commited suicide now that Corbyn is in charge. Gardening because the weather is clement. Take your pick.
Chip shop owners who don't pay their bills should be battered.
That's the dozen that have a chip shop in Bradford.
Don't know, but perhaps someone who knows could reassure us it's not for fracking or similar.
It's the Franklin it's a survey vessel.
Oh come on burnside, show some compassion, the poor fellow doesn't know the words and he left his song sheet at home.
So there you have it, Jeremy Corbyn leader and Tom Watson deputy. The labour party is being led by Tom and Jerry. "That's all folks ".
People are so unfair on the Labour Party. They have so many good ideas and policies to bring a brighter future to Britain yet voters seem determined to judge them on their last 13 years of government.
Refugees on the lawn , fabulous idea as long as they bring a roll of turf and repair the damage caused in carnival week.