Dawlish Discussion

The green party have voted that Zionism is "racist", this from the party that had to assign a safe space in the conference hall for their own jewish members.!!!! Brought to you from the party that had such gems as " defund the.police, and complaints about police heavy handedness after the police subjued a murderer on the street. On the plus side if your flat chested and want your breasts enlarged Zac suggests it can be done via hypnopsis.         This lot are miffed that there already is a monster  raving looney party in existance....

The Monster Raving Looney Party are less hard-core. This is what happens when your Party is infiltrated by Muslim Extremists. A number of Green councillors have been campaigning for Sharia Law. This is why women are leaving the party in droves.

Then and Now

Back in the sixties, the world was strange, With strikes in the streets and unions in range; The Beatles played, the pickets stood, And nothing worked quite when it should.

The trains went nowhere, the bins stayed full, The papers screamed and the unions pulled. Yet somehow, through the strikes and rows, The country still knew where the money goes.

Then came the future—bright, they said, With flying cars and robots fed. Instead we got a glowing screen To watch twelve scandals in one scene.

The government speaks in solemn tones: “Everything’s fine. Please stay in your homes.” While figures vanish, borders blur, And nobody knows quite what the rules were.

“Illegal!” cries one side with flair. “Compassion!” cries the other there. Meanwhile the paperwork grows tall— A bureaucratic version of a wall.

The sixties had their madness too, But at least the lunatics knew That if they promised something grand, Someone might ask them for a plan.

Now every crisis comes pre-packed, With hashtags, outrage, and a fact That somehow changes overnight Depending who is holding the mic.

So raise a glass to days gone by— To strikes, blackouts, and winter sky. We thought back then the world was cracked.

We had no idea.

The future came. It brought the news. It brought the memes. It brought the blues. And somewhere underneath the floor, The government misplaced the law once more.