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mindful's in hospital

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mindful s doctor
mindful s doctor
01 May 2005 12:46

Mindful won't be posting on these boards for a while as he has gone to hospital, with a dual diagnosis! Firstly he is suffering from a syndrome, known to many doctors, which is caused by repeatedly projecting one's skull on to a construction of cuboid shaped fired clay objects, placed in layers on top of each other. This eventually renders the patient unconscious and is sometimes referred to as 'bashing ones head against a brick wall.'
The second diagnosis is a condition caused by micturating frequently into weather conditions in which there exists high velocity air turbulence. Doctors call this 'p**sing in the wind.' Mindful has been advised to stop both activities as his mental health is becoming fragile as a result. He has also been advised that a change of environment would also be beneficial and is looking now to move from Dawlish where there is an abundance of brick walls and wind.

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