Had to laugh when listening to Police Commsioner suggesting a refendum to increase rates to keep more bobbies in a job.
Here are some suggestions.- feel free to add your own.
1- Get rid of police commisioner, his wages wil employ a couple of bobbies.
2- Reduce the size of the police car fleet and get more police to actually walk the streets.
3- Don't botherto investigate any crime ( nearly there with this one anyway) unless its murder, rape or other serious crime
Perhaps with the new bin fleet of trucks introduced via the garden waste tax we can kill two birds with one stone, have a bobby in the cab -saving police car patrol costs and they get to go round the beat. and they can also police the bin contents for wrong items being put into bin when not crimefighting
Coming Soon from your caring sharing Tory council- If your house is on fire you will pay for the water to put i t out.
If going to hospital please bring your own bandages, and needle and thread if you need stitches.
Please