Why don't you get white dog muck any more? There used to be loads in Dawlish - I miss it.
Now it is all giant custardy turds.
I'm a dog lover and I think that dogs should toilet where they like.
How many times have I seen Dawlish Males, (probably Alex), taking a wizz under the railway bridge after a few too many pints.
Once I saw a little old lady take a dump in Dawlish Brook.....off one of the bridges !
ha ha nice one Im inclined to agree with you BRING BACK THE WHITE CRUSTY POO the bored teenagers can then use it as a drawing tool to amuse themselves. And who knows they may even learn to spell. The little old ladies can revive hop scotch and even use a nice hard lump instead of a stone!! The uses are endless ( if youve got the time to write them all down) We could even start up a new sport,with seagulls as targets and give them a taste of their medicine.This poo is abviously a subject close to many Dawlishodeon's heart as we can all see due to the constant chat. However it is funny and brightens up a boring day in the office. Bring on the poop stories!!!!