Owing to the well past, best before date of the current Batle Axe , applications are now welcome for a replacement. The successful candidate will need to be a leftie, middle aged , self opinionated, misandritic individual, who is never wong and hates cheap laugh getters. ( Must hate Councillors).
Please apply elsewhere.
Uhm, I know just the person. Better not mention their name though for fear of a deluge of nasty comments from on high!
There are at least 2 postee's on this forum that seem to fit the bill for you Elvis.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
whats that your partner ??????????????
Occasionally, 'Battleaxes' fall upon their own swords.