Owing to the well past, best before date of the current Batle Axe , applications are now welcome for a replacement. The successful candidate will need to be a leftie, middle aged , self opinionated, misandritic individual, who is never wong and hates cheap laugh getters. ( Must hate Councillors).
Please apply elsewhere.
Uhm, I know just the person. Better not mention their name though for fear of a deluge of nasty comments from on high!