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Battle Axe wanted urgently

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elvis presley
elvis presley
03 Dec 2014 11:13

Owing to the well past, best before date of the current Batle Axe , applications are now welcome for  a replacement. The successful candidate will need to be a leftie, middle aged , self opinionated, misandritic individual, who is never wong and hates cheap laugh getters. ( Must hate Councillors).

Please apply elsewhere.

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OLD FART
OLD FART
03 Dec 2014 13:04

Uhm, I know just the person. Better not mention their name though for fear of a deluge of nasty comments from on high!

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Andysport
Andysport
03 Dec 2014 22:03

There are at least 2 postee's on this forum that seem to fit the bill for you Elvis.

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OLD FART
OLD FART
04 Dec 2014 10:16

@Andysport - pot, kettle, black!

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elvis presley
elvis presley
13 Dec 2014 18:57

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Judith Chalmers
Judith Chalmers
13 Dec 2014 19:07

elvis+2

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Pete
Pete
13 Dec 2014 21:33

whats that your partner ??????????????

 

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Likeablerat
Likeablerat
14 Dec 2014 10:03

Occasionally, 'Battleaxes' fall upon their own swords.

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