General Discussion

Made me laugh my son thought it was brilliant.

erm

I'm sure that some will look at this and think either:-

A. Sexist.

B. Non PC.

C. Cruelty to animals.

D. A good laugh.

Me, I go for D.

Have a great 2014 Old Fart.

@Carer

I thought:

E. Two missing inverted commas and one unnecessary, although not incorrect, addition of an 's' after an apostrophe.

Is that sad enough for you?

@ Don Not sad enough.  How about the three spelling mistakes (not magic spells either) - 'independant', 'sauted' and self assured'?

 F. Feminist

I'm with LYNNE. 👸👸👸

Not at all sure though that CARER has read it properly, as no-one could call it A or B. Some, not I, might pass mention to C. Nonetheless, it's good to see jokes that first circulated on the Internet in the late 90's, are still doing the rounds. 

@Carer     and the same to you.