General Discussion
Jade Rabbit
She happens to be 32 years old. Has a life and a sense of humor unlike some.
by the way you dont know the first thing about me or my character
I thought it was funny fred made me smile not that i dont smile but as my dad used to say it put a little chuckle in my tummy.
Cheers chaps but for even more of a laugh neither of my daughters are actually called Jade. He He He
Or even the ones I may not know about.
Remember the joke - Do you ever speak to the missus when making love
Only if there's a phone near the bed
Oh dear Fred, you realise the keyboard warriors on here will target you now as you dared to make jest of adultery.
Oh no ill end up in Langdon for my sins.
3-meals a day, kept cosy and warm, £100+ a week to spend on choc and fags. Plus all the other perks like free TV, gym, etc, etc
Best get off to Anne Summers for a chill pill and a lie down
Sounds like a great place for a holliday Fred and you get paid maybe we could all go together, will we still be able to post on here
Yes leatash, it is OK in here, except you have to write with a crayon and put up with the smell of fag smoke.
Sorry Elvis didnt realise your where on the staff side there.
Me and Leatash are organising a coach trip for all members of Dawlish. Com well see if we can sneak you back out with us
Dont panic Mr Mannering
Who said anything about being on the staff? The problem is , they don't believe I'm Elvis, I know I am.
Oh yes and the escape tunnel, I was digging with a plastic haircomb, ended up in The Welcome Caravan Park, glad to be caught, it was like a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle show.
Out of the frying pan ........
Elvis - Now you've upset the keyboard warriors theyll all be wanting to know what you have against the people on The Jeremy Kyle show,
racist stereotyping etc