1) The people are hideous
2) The people are hideous
3) The people are hideous
4) Everything is hideous (and so are the people)
If you have children in particular, do not routinely take them to Dawlish in case they should think what they see is in any way normal. Dawlish is an aberration that repels nice people, and attracts lower forms of life like slugs to a lettuce.
Oh hideous people of Dawlish, who think it is oh soooooooo lovely, open your eyes and you will see.
Your lives are clearly lost, but there must be hope for future generations. If not you will all descend further into the sewer sucking in all the sub human life for miles around and condemning future generations to a life of failure from which there will be no escape, surrounded by fat people, people with tattoos, people with pit bulls, people who smell, drunk people, thugs, chavs, losers and criminals.
Look to the middle classes for your salvation.
Peter Walker