Dawlish Discussion

i ave a massive Head (on ma shoulders) n i want a reduction can i get it dun?? my gf finds it sexy bt i cant agree i dnt get turned on when i look in the mirror anymore.i looked it up on da web bt unless u remeove some brain it cant be dun. i dnt have a large brain bt i have a lot of extra bone n air. My hole family are affected and it is very upsettin. we get picked on and i get called melon/football head. my dad says im special bt i feel like a freak. please i need help nowaday i cannot get thou normal sized doors or go 2 bed without gettin neck ache. also wen i create a shadow people run away screamin. and i couldnt work out y!!
PLEASE im gettin desparate.

Why dont you learn to read, write and speak English first?

try putting your head in a GAS oven turn on taps but dont light the gas you will feel no pain after twenty minutes.

Why doesn't DCC fan learn how to put apostrophes into their sentances first before commenting on others grammar?

i fink i sin u in da strete, i fort it wus da elefant man. y dont u get a job in a circus? im amazed u got a gf, wer u takin her gide dog 4 a wark? its ur mum i feel sory 4, it must ave maid her i's water givin burf 2 u.

who did this is a f*king tw*t :D