An elderly man from Meridian, Mississippi could see people in his shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked " is someone in your house" He said no but people are stealing from my garden shed. The police dispatcher said " All patrols are busy, you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available " Okay" said the man and hung up, counted to 30 and phoned again. " Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because people were stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them" and then he hung up. Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the mans residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to the man, " I thought you said you shot them" The man replied " I thought you said there was nobody available.