General Discussion
Roy and Viaduct
Why don't you two arrange to meet up and have a p@~$ing contest away from this forum? Say, Friday at noon by the bandstand. You know the drill, backs to each other, 10 paces each, quickest on the draw...
With Puff J. Daddy providing the background music? I'll provide a snack from Gays for the winner of the "who can moan the loadest at 10 paces..." tell the tourists it's a local tradition for local councillors, they'll buy anything.
I can't make it on Friday I'm afraid, as I'm going to be at our villa just outside of Puerto Pollenca from tomorrow morning until the Bank Holiday weekend.
Rest assured though, I'll be thinking of you all whilst we're lounging next to our private pool.
In fact, I can't wait to return to Dawlish Live and read all of the interesting threads started on here by Frannie and PJ & Duncan.
Missing you already...
Adios amigo's!
Roy, If you have a villa in Mallorca you should learn how to spell it 'at our villa just outside of Puerto Pollenca'
PUERTO POLLENSA
I'm particularly going to miss my own personal sunlit dream, the one and only User4549.
Thanks for the spelling lesson pal, however I think you'll need to use more than just Google to find the various ways that our port is spelt. :-)
Missing you already amigo.
Que tonto aries Roy, hables espanol or solo ingles y basura como siempre.
I lived and worked in Mallorca for many years and had a house in Alaro, sabes donde estar esto pueblo en las islas baleares.
Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday in Spanish User4549. It's not my birthday until August, however...
Do you recommend that we drive down to pay a visit to Alaro (other than for the Castell)?
I do indeed recommend a visit to Alaro its a lovely village at the base of the Mountains. You either do not understand a word of Spanish or its your usual demented brain that translated that which I wrote into "wishing you a happy birthday"
Roy, are you and userwhatever married? You two argue like me and my old man! I started the thread as a joke, to point out what this forum is becoming like. It is why there isn't many posters left. You may notice I haven't posted for awhile as all the threads are hijacked for pettiness. Until there is a thread where I can offer an opinion or information without Roy/Viaduct/userwhatever turning it into an argument or a council conspiracy I won't bother posting again.
And by the way Viaduct, you can't have it both ways. the council are either useless morons or clever enough to conspire against the masses.
Roy, yes it's very clever that you know how to insert things into the text or make it bold, whatever. But use it just to stress your point, not show off.
And userwhatever. Stop biting. Take a deep breath and ignore Roy.
Never thought I'd say it, but actually miss Bob the Poet.
frannie, There is a prostitution (prosecution) lawyer and a dreadful (Defense) lawyer, always two sides to any argument. Once you have made up your mind on which side to take, you think the other side should be banished from this earth. Dictators take that view.
mmm.. either chavs spouting crap on the forums or dodgery old codgers ( the ones that hold you up thru starcross on the way to exeter at morning peak time)... :-))))
Your quote " the ones that hold you up thru starcross on the way to exeter at morning peak time)... :-)))) Why? were you speeding?
NO! YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS THE POINT! I SEE THE SIGNS, AND ABIDE... A MOTOR VEHICLE IS NOT A GIVEN RIGHT, IT IS A PRIVILEGE... OLD FOOL. YES, I USE THE TERM AGAIN! ... GUESS WHAT? AGAIN! AND AGAIN!