What are you all talking about dog mess for? It's not dog mess, its mine and if uve got a problem with it i suggest u get some wellies.
How about this ! After the dog unleashes his muck, you stick the muck back up the dogs bottom, using some sort of simple device. The Dawlish person who invents this will be a billionaire.
I can't beleive you are serious but nothing would surprise me down here.if you are then read thishttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/health/515671.stm