Two pieces of black tarmac are standing chatting at the bar, when in walks a piece of green tarmac. The piece of green tarmac demands a pint of bitter from the landlord in a menacing manner, downs it in one, slams his money on the bar and walks out. The landlord turns to the two pieces of black tarmac and says: "Well I'm glad he didn't cause any trouble - I've heard he's a bit of a cyclepath"
ShePerez's Posts
4 Apr 2012
'Community payback' is community service done as a punishment for crimes, instead of a custodial sentence. Being 'unemployed' does not make you a criminal, and does not make you less deserving of services than others.
31 Mar 2012
Great video, and well done to those who put a great deal of effort in making it. It's a shame there wasn't more representation from the local council however.