Soooooo close Roy. Actually, I'm the client services manager at a computer software house (i.e. I pay my taxes - do you?). I'm a member of the National Trust, but not of any other organisation. However I am a director of a limited company approx 200 miles away and a part owner of a professional football club approx 180 miles away. No skeletons to hide here. Sorry to shatter your paranoic ...