Lassie
Woof woof, my human friends. Despite what some of the hound-haters on here might say, I'll have you know that I'm extremely hygienic and my standards of cleanliness are very high!! For example, like most of my fellow canine friends, I lick clean my ballbags and chocolate starfish at least 30 times a day. THAT'S how clean I am, thanks you. I bet you filthy stinking humans aren't so hygienic! I ...