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I don't care Fred, I'm a mad psythopath and I'm in here. Eastern Europeans tomorrow.

18 Dec 2013

Who said anything about being on the staff? The problem is , they don't believe I'm Elvis, I know I am. Oh yes and the escape tunnel, I  was digging with a plastic haircomb, ended up in The Welcome Caravan Park, glad to be caught, it was like a holding pen for The Jeremy Kyle show. Out of the frying pan ........

18 Dec 2013

Yes leatash, it is OK in  here, except you have to write with a crayon and put up with the smell of fag smoke.

18 Dec 2013

Oh dear Fred, you realise the keyboard warriors on here will target you now as you dared to make jest of adultery.

Psychopaths
16 Dec 2013

What jibes are those? What sensitivity are you talking about?

Jade Rabbit
16 Dec 2013

Those two, but how about  the ones the missus doesn't know about.

Psychopaths
16 Dec 2013

That's a relief.

16 Dec 2013

Others may. Three days ago you said chillax it's Christmas. So chillax jools88

16 Dec 2013

That sounds lke threatening behaviour to me.  That's twice now you have been offensive to me, kindly refrain. I don't come on here and make snide comments about  anyone, unike yourself. My daughter does self harm, the remark about saving me the trouble, comes under the label called humour.  making light of the situation.

16 Dec 2013

I told you she does,