GM Byers

Does the boy have 'thighs like mangoes' ? Just wondering.

Dawlish library's erotica section needs beefing up. Also I seldom see magazines on the subject of fisting and rimming in Dawlish News. Let us not pretend that such activities do not proliferate behind the net curtains of Dawlish.

I think the lad has learned his lesson and will become a model citizen from now on. I have already forgiven him in my Christian way, irrespective of whether he is sorry or not. If the boy ,(whose identity I like to protect on the offchance that he will acceed to some anale action when over the age of 16).... ...I give you all permission to come to the Bandstand and stick a pitchfork up my arse.