Roy
My name is as per my profile; Rev. Roy W. Anker. So is your real name User 4549? If so, I pity you for having weird parents when you were christened. No, I take that back - I pity you anyway. Let's try again - if your name isn't User 4549, then how in the name of sweet baby jesus have I libeled you? You're not very good at this game are you Drugs User 4549. Back to the topic in hand. Are you ...
Drugs User 4549 wibbled: Roy, Please give me your name if you have the courage and I will sue you for libel and slander. I have never taken drugs in my life. I await more WIBBLE or should it be DRIVEL. You might be a tool, but you're not the sharpest tool in the box are you, Drugs User 4549? I suggest that you look up the definition of libel and slander and then explain to me how it's ...
So, utterly predictably, Drugs User 4549 turns this thread into an anti CCTV rant. Predictable and oh so very dull. Cassandra uses the word "miscreant", just like "you know who". Pal, why don't you just use the same user name on here, instead of making an arse of yourself by posting the same drivel under different aliases? Boring! Rather than whining about the problem at the brook - why don't ...
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I'm surprised to see that drugsuser4549 still reads this thread, even though he/she/it constantly belittles the thread by calling it pathetic. How can drugsuser4549 sue me for libel when he/she/it hasn't used his/her/its real name????????? Unless his/her/its father was called Jonathan 4549 and his/her/its mother had a sense of humour. Anyway, I won't allow myself to be diverted by this ...
How heartless can DrugsUser4549 be?! You know how to kick a broken man when he's down don't you, you miscreant you. I'm off to the pet shop this lunch time - the one I favour is called "Fish & Chirps" - to see if I can get a replacement for Roddie. I'll let you all know how I get on. Though seeing as DrugsUser4549 has no interest in my feathered friends, I assume he/she/it won't read this thread ...
Pathetic!!? You've obviously never been a victim of the Dawlish Cock Shooter, have you? How can you be so heartless about my headless rooster? I tell you what though, my grief is really starting to get to me... I dozed off this afternoon in front of Paul O'Grady. I could have sworn that I was awoken by the sound of gobbling. But it must have just been a bad dream that involved Roddie and Terry. ...
Roddie's up my arse? How dare you! I've put that unfortunate incident behind me - it's in the past, I was lonely and vulnerable and it only happened the once. Though, between you and me, it was finger-licking good. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Roddie has now got pride of place on the mantlepiece in his lovely display case. Unfortunately his head was completely beyond repair, however ...
Like yours, my kids have also been brought up wrapped in cotton wool in a hermetically sealed cocoon. They likewise hate strange noises that as a responsible parent I should have previously explained to them. On the plus side, they're not allergic to nuts.
I'm distraught to report that some miscreant has blasted the head off my beloved Rhode Island Red rooster with what appears to be a blunderbuss. I fear that it was because Roddie tends to crow all night and that this might have disturbed the neighbourhood. But he was only doing what comes naturally to him. If anyone has any information on this heinous crime, please let me know or please call ...
